KEYNE ON DUBS

Did you hear about the blonde hitch hiker??

She left early to miss the traffic

Did you hear about the constipated mathimatician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

whats red and smells like blue paint

red paint

haha drunken jokes

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because it looks like you fell on your face"

"When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist....he was a peadeophile, I guess that begs the question.... how many fillings did he give me?"

"they say you are what you eat. i'm a c*nt."

"What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?... Being fingered by Captain Hook"

did you hear about the magic tractor?

it drove down the road and turned into a field

A pair of jump leads are sitting at a Bar,

Barman says "i'll serve ya, but dont start anything"

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Merry christmas from stevie wonder.

Man walks into a bar..


Ouch

A man runs into the doctors wrapped in cling film....

The doctor says " I can clearly see your nuts!"

I got a job at a bowling alley the other day, girlfriend asked if it was 'ten-pin' I said no 'permanent'.

Playing darts with my mate, said closet to bull starts I threw and went meow, he threw and went moo. He won.