One day, a farmer gets a frantic phone call from his son
"Dad, i've hit a pig with the tractor, and it's stuck underneath and is screaming in pain, what should i do"
"don't worry son, take the shotgun, kill it, then bury it and it'll be fine"
So the son hangs up. A couple of hours later he rings the father back up
"whats up son, everything alright"
"i did what you said, but what should i do with his speed camera and bike?"




