Farmers son

Farmers son

Postby mikey » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:21 pm

One day, a farmer gets a frantic phone call from his son

"Dad, i've hit a pig with the tractor, and it's stuck underneath and is screaming in pain, what should i do"

"don't worry son, take the shotgun, kill it, then bury it and it'll be fine"

So the son hangs up. A couple of hours later he rings the father back up

"whats up son, everything alright"

"i did what you said, but what should i do with his speed camera and bike?"
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Re: Farmers son

Postby bear » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:30 pm

haha :lol:
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Re: Farmers son

Postby rob_arthur » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:54 pm

ha ha nice one.
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Re: Farmers son

Postby Barkshire » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:00 am

Loool
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Re: Farmers son

Postby Low And Wide » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:32 am

haha i could sort of sence tht wa coming lol:P
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