The other night coming from Argos direction I stopped at the new traffic lights outside Abbey National, I was in the right hand lane and a maroon Jeep Cherokee was in the left lane. As the light went green I booted it as I needed to turn into the hockey but for some reason unknown to my self the Jeep attempted to race me (and failed) so I got past him with plenty of ground and indicated left to go into the left lane and then another indication to go into the junction which turns into the hockey oposite staples. So as I turned in this geezer in the Jeep speed up at me and beeped as though I had cut him up. Then drove round the hockey and parked up next to my mate and had my drivers window open (was a warm night) this geezer in the Jeep parks behind me blocking me in, comes up to my window hurling abuse at me telling me something along the lines of "your a stupid twat you should have been behind me" to which I replied with some witty remark when the conversation paused for a second and the next thing I knew I was munching on a knuckle sandwich. Jumped out the car to confront the guy with my mate at which point he ran like a girl (just like he punches, if you are reading this mr aggresive then maybe you need to goto some classes or something) after that he sped off into the night in his not so fast Jeep. Luckily I got his plate and the cops are in the process of lifting him and taking him down the nick for a shafting.
Road rage is one thing but plain assault infront of tons of people in my eyes is plain fucking stupid. Ill keep you all updated on what happens but yea seriously WTF!!!!
BTW if I was gay I could give good blowies due to having oversized blowjob lips as a result of the knuckle sandwich but they ent gonna stay like that for long so you better get queing (obviously I am kidding as I dont suck dick)
